Buzz·Updated on Nov 16, 2018. Posted on Feb 12, 2013The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You Will Ever Be AskedYou may want to sit down for this one.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed Staffzoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Let's play a game of... 1. Would you rather... Be 4'5"? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Be 4'5"? Be 7'7"? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Be 7'7"? Correct! Wrong! You want to be 7'7"! Duh! Guess what? You're now in the NBA! Or maybe you're just a person who's really good at picking apples off of trees! 2. Would you rather... Have legs as long as your fingers? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Have legs as long as your fingers? Have fingers as long as your legs? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Have fingers as long as your legs? Correct! Wrong! You want fingers as long as your legs! Duh! You will now win EVERY fight. 3. Would you rather... Be able to run at 100 miles per hour? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Be able to run at 100 miles per hour? Or fly at 10 miles per hour? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or fly at 10 miles per hour? Correct! Wrong! You want to fly! Come on, now. You always have to choose flying. Running is for squares, anyway. 4. Would you rather... Sweat mayo? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Sweat mayo? Or have to poop a softball? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or have to poop a softball? Correct! Wrong! Gotta go with the softball. One and done! 5. Would you rather... Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.) zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.) Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.) zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.) Correct! Wrong! Definitely talk like Jar Jar Binks! Just never speak, ever. Except for when you start a massively popular reggae band. 6. Would you rather... Have a dragon? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Have a dragon? Or be a dragon? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or be a dragon? Correct! Wrong! Have a dragon! Come on, life would be so lonely if you were the only dragon. You need some dragon companions if you're gonna be a dragon. 7. Would you rather... Be sexually attracted to fruit? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Be sexually attracted to fruit? Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers? Correct! Wrong! Trick question. Cheetos dust is actually a perk. Everybody wins with a little Cheetos dust on their fingers. Also, let's be honest: Fruit is kinda gross. 8. Would you rather... Never have to worry about money? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Never have to worry about money? Or live in a world with Pokemon? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or live in a world with Pokemon? Correct! Wrong! Pokemon, obviously! How are you going to pretend like this hasn't always been your dream? Plot twist: You can only speak in Celine Dion lyrics. Sorry! 9. Would you rather... Be the BEST racquetball player in the world? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Be the BEST racquetball player in the world? Or find $65 on the street? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or find $65 on the street? Correct! Wrong! Take the money! Guess what? You can now buy a decent clock radio! 10. Would you rather... Speak any language fluently? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Speak any language fluently? Or be able to talk to animals? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or be able to talk to animals? Correct! Wrong! Definitely be able to talk to animals! Guess what, chump? HUMANS ARE ANIMALS! LOOOOOPHOLE! 11. Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out? Correct! Wrong! Either way you're a goatfucker, goatfucker. And maybe you'll enjoy it? Hey, as long as everyone's havin' a good time. 12. Would you rather... Only be able to whisper? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Only be able to whisper? Or only be able to shout? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or only be able to shout? Correct! Wrong! Whisper! No one should yell. Ever. 13. Would you rather... Eat a pinecone? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Eat a pinecone? Or poop a pinecone? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or poop a pinecone? Correct! Wrong! Eat! I've never eaten a pinecone, have you? Could be delicious! 14. Would you rather... Change gender every time you sneeze? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Change gender every time you sneeze? Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? Correct! Wrong! Muffins! You just say "No, thanks, I'm trying to cut back," any time you're presented with either. 15. Would you rather... Watch your parents have sex every day of your life? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Watch your parents have sex every day of your life? Or join in once to stop it? zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 zoozootube_真人拍拍拍视频教程_我是主人的一条贱狗 Or join in once to stop it? Correct! Wrong! Just kidding! Both these answers are terrible. Sorry you had to think about it. Various WYR from Reddit, and elsewhere on the internet.